August 22, 2014

I have a new plan!

Families of suicide bombers get $5300 after their attacks

We should offer them $5301 to attack Hamas/ISIS/PLO

They would either, take the new bounty and help destroy our enemies or complain the Americans pay more and force a price war with them against us. We can continue to up the bidding until suicide bombing becomes too expensive to continue.

Posted by Duffy at August 22, 2014 09:51 AM | TrackBack

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Ha! That's actually not a bad idea.

And send the idea along to Rupert Murdoch...he'd probably sign you on as an executive producer for the inevitable FOX reality series that would chronicle the families' decisions.

Posted by: dan at August 22, 2014 12:22 PM

So you want to pay the terrorists to use weapons and kill their own countrymen ? Don't we already do that?

Posted by: Arthur at August 22, 2014 12:57 PM

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