August 07, 2013

The country's in the very best of hands

Numerous embassies across the Muslim world are closed due to a heightened terror alert, and what does Boss Obama do? Go on The Tonight Show to yuk it up with Jay Leno. Part of the "yuks" included the Boss telling Leno that we don't have a domestic spying program.

Oh, and the Boss is really miffed at Russia's anti-gay laws, too. He said he has "no patience" for such and "the anti-gay laws in Russia are a prime example of violating 'universal rights.'” Of course, you'll never hear Obama pontificating about such regarding Muslim countries whose human rights record -- most especially including homosexuals -- are arguably much worse than Russia's. Oh, and did you catch Obama's gaffe on Leno when he threw in the bit about Russia hosting the upcoming Olympics? They're hosting the winter Olympics, but the Boss mentioned numerous summer Olympic sports like gymnastics, swimming and track. What a freakin' dope. Just imagine (sigh) if he was G.W. Bush or Dan Quayle.

This lemon is beyond parody.

UPDATE: Here's still more from President Lemon:

“The odds of people dying in a terrorist attack obviously are still a lot lower than in a car accident, unfortunately,” President Obama told NBC’s Jay Leno last night.

“The Panama [Canal] is being widened so that these big supertankers can come in. Now, that will be finished in 2015. If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf – places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida – if we don’t do that, those ships are going to go someplace else.”

(There are major ports along the Gulf of Mexico, most notably the Port of South Louisiana and the Port of Houston. But Charleston, Savannah and Jacksonville are all on the Atlantic coast.)

Posted by Hube at August 7, 2013 03:06 PM | TrackBack

Comments  (We reserve the right to edit and/or delete any comments. If your comment is blocked or won't post, e-mail us and we'll post it for you.)

" But Charleston, Savannah and Jacksonville are all on the Atlantic coast."

Located in the 55th, 56st, and 57th states respectively!

Posted by: Hoagie at August 8, 2013 04:04 PM

Hoagie: LOL!

Posted by: Carl at August 11, 2013 10:14 PM

Post a comment









Remember personal info?