May 26, 2012

This is even funnier because of her obstinance

By now I'm sure you've heard/read about Massachusetts US Senate candidate (and self-proclaimed originator of the Occupy movement) Elizabeth Warren's claims that she is a Native American. After some curious folks began checking out these claims and found them wanting, Warren is miffed, claiming her family is "being attacked." All this simply adds to the hilarity; her justifications, such as they are, would get an average joe laughed at in a heartbeat. The fact that Warren is an elite academic makes this all simply gut-busting.

To wit:

Finally, Warren said, “I am proud of my family and I am proud of my heritage.”

Hiller followed up: “Does it include an Indian background?

Warren replied, “Yes.”

“How do you know that?” Hiller asked.

Warren responded, “Because my mother told me so."

I wonder if Warren would accept such a source on a research paper from one of her Ivy League students. I can see the footnote(s) now:

1 My mother said so. (Dinner conversation with family and Asian-American neighbors, April, 2009.)
2 Ibid.

And then there's also this gem: "She also referenced a photo of her grandfather who had 'high cheekbones.'

I think this ridiculousness can best be summed up by this classic Mad TV skit titled "The Octoroon." At least this guy had one-eighth minority blood, not a measly 1/32!


Posted by Hube at May 26, 2012 09:48 AM | TrackBack

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If this woman is elected to the Senate, it would signal to me that Massachussetts residents are disconnected from reality.

Posted by: Carl at May 26, 2012 06:32 PM

Your analogy with her students is spot on - I am blatantly going to steal it to refute her B.S.

Well played sir, well played. :)

Posted by: Steven at June 5, 2012 01:25 PM

Thank you, Steven!

Posted by: Hube at June 5, 2012 01:28 PM