October 06, 2011

Help 'em out!

It's the Local Gaggle of Moonbat Bloggers "Occupy Wall Street Action Item!!" Let's take a look! (Oooh, I'm all giddy!!)

With your help, we are going to fill an SUV with donated sleeping bags and/or blankets, yoga mats and tarps and drive up to New York where we will deliver them on behalf of everyone in Delaware who thinks that the corporate takeover of our democracy requires a response.

Yeah, don't forget those yoga mats so the unkempt, odiferous hippies can meditate in between blocking traffic for people who have jobs and getting arrested for disorderly conduct! And it sure is easy to take a day off to gather up all that and head up to NYC when you're a trust fund kid like Jason Scott, ain't it?

At any rate, please don't forget these following needed items, Trust Fund:

  • Plenty of Old Spice Speed Stick.
  • 200,000 bars of Irish Spring.
  • Plenty of combs and brushes.
  • Shampoo (preferably Head and Shoulders).
  • Laundry detergent, preferably containing bleach.
  • Manners.

Lastly, the cognitive dissonance these mental pygmies demonstrate is beyond description. They say that "the corporate takeover of our democracy requires a response," yet they're also the biggest supporters of Barack Obama around ... the guy who is in bed with corporate America to the Nth degree.

Ah well, they're always good for cheap laughs, I'll give 'em that.

Posted by Hube at October 6, 2011 06:47 PM | TrackBack

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