March 05, 2011

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If this story is true, shouldn't homosexual males show a significantly greater risk of heart disease?

Posted by: Dana at March 5, 2011 01:10 PM

Since I'm 80. I guess it has been beneficial for me to keep going. I love breasts. I will continue to look at them. Perhaps I'll make it to a hundred.

Posted by: Tony Racemus at March 6, 2011 11:12 AM

So, what does the study say about increased probability of being slapped by women who haven't consented to help you to lower your risk of heart disease in this particular manner?

Granted, the ladies who don't leave anything to the imagination want the attention. But the more attention they want, the higher the probability that they are only showing off what they bought.

Posted by: Miss AO at March 7, 2011 12:33 PM

Clearly, more information is required here. Will porn do the trick, or do we have to look at real breasts on real women? And is there a correlation between breast size and health benefits; do we get more benefit from D-cup dolls than A-cup cuties?

If so, should boob jobs be covered by ObaminableCare, since such enhancements would lead to lowered health costs for men?

Posted by: Dana at March 7, 2011 08:23 PM

And, for those female Colossus readers who can swing it so to speak you need to start going braless; Im certain that we get a lot more heart benefits from you that way!

Posted by: Dana at March 7, 2011 08:24 PM