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Remember, only Republican elected officials can be stupid and uninformed. Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann two of the current favorite targets (oops, did I say "target?" I apologize). The reason you don't hear about utter morons like Sheila Jackson-Lee and John Lewis (see below) is because 1) they're liberal Democrats, and 2) they're black. Don't wanna be called "racist," after all!

So remember -- the federal government MANDATING you to buy health insurance is because you HAVE to "pursue happiness." According to noted constitutional "scholar" John Lewis. (And by the way -- WTF is the "Preemeh" to Constitution?)