August 10, 2010

This is brilliant

Gay Bar Near Mosque Near Ground Zero:

Greg Gutfeld claims to be working to build a gay bar next door to the controversial Cordoba House Muslim cultural center a few blocks from Ground Zero.
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim itís all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque Ė after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law Ė who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, Iíve decided to do the same thing.

Iím announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. Iíve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesnít look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why Iím building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

Let's see if anyone -- who was in favor of building the mosque where it will go up -- comes out against this proposed gay bar. I mean, it's all about TOLERANCE and UNDERSTANDING, after all!

By the way, best proposed name for the new bar: "Al Gayda."

UPDATE: Another great name: "Ground Queero."

UPDATE 2: A reader of Instapundit offers the following demands for landmarks ... "in the spirit of Imam Faisal ... in order to build bridges across cultural divides":

St Abrahamyís Orthodox Church in Riyadh
The Charles Martel …cole Militaire in Dubai
The Lost Treasures of Tibet in Beijing
The Comfort Women Memorial in Tokyo
The Jewish Holocaust Museum of Gaza
The Daniel Pearl School of Journalism in Islamabad
The Eternal Flame of Waco at the William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library
The Sanātana Dharma Temple in Medina
St. Judes Cathedral in Mecca


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