June 11, 2009

"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!"

Igor: We have liver or fish.
Hawkeye: I didn't hear you say that, because it isn't possible. It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day! The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds!
Trapper: Easy...
Hawkeye: I simply cannot eat the same food every day! Fish, liver, day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we gonna stand for this?! Are we gonna let them do this to us?! NO! I say, NO!! WE'RE NOT GONNA EAT THIS DRECK ANYMORE!! WE WANT SOMETHING ELSE!!!


(Courtesy of the greatest episode of the greatest show ever.)

Posted by Hube at June 11, 2009 01:26 PM | TrackBack

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I'll agree with you that it is by far my favorite episode of MASH, but I'm not a fan like you.

But what was odd, though I didn't watch MASH that frequently, it seemed like that was the episode wsa one whenever I turned on the show.

Posted by: soccer dad at June 12, 2009 03:04 PM

Heck, Gitmo detainees get fed better than that! My dad was in the Army in the mid-50s, and they would routinely get served leftover C-rats from WWII - and that was Stateside.

Posted by: G Rex at June 15, 2009 02:04 PM