June 11, 2009

"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!"

Igor: We have liver or fish.
Hawkeye: I didn't hear you say that, because it isn't possible. It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day! The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds!
Trapper: Easy...
Hawkeye: I simply cannot eat the same food every day! Fish, liver, day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we gonna stand for this?! Are we gonna let them do this to us?! NO! I say, NO!! WE'RE NOT GONNA EAT THIS DRECK ANYMORE!! WE WANT SOMETHING ELSE!!!

DRAFTEES OF THE WORLD ARISE!!! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR COOKIES!!!

(Courtesy of the greatest episode of the greatest show ever.)

Posted by Hube at June 11, 2009 01:26 PM | TrackBack

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I'll agree with you that it is by far my favorite episode of MASH, but I'm not a fan like you.

But what was odd, though I didn't watch MASH that frequently, it seemed like that was the episode wsa one whenever I turned on the show.

Posted by: soccer dad at June 12, 2009 03:04 PM

Heck, Gitmo detainees get fed better than that! My dad was in the Army in the mid-50s, and they would routinely get served leftover C-rats from WWII - and that was Stateside.

Posted by: G Rex at June 15, 2009 02:04 PM