August 18, 2008

Just remember John Kerry, Messiah

The Messiah, to a crowd in (where else) San Francisco:

"I will win. Don't worry about that. . . . I understand why a lot of folks are saying, this should just happen. Why are we having to run all these television commercials? Why do we have to raise all this money? Just read the papers. These are the knuckleheads who have been in charge. Throw 'em out. But American politics aren't that simple."

Wow. He WILL win. Hell, we should just GIVE it to him.

Just keep this in the back of your mind, Messiah: "I can't believe I'm losing to this idiot." -- John Kerry, 2004.

Posted by Hube at August 18, 2008 06:51 PM | TrackBack

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Kerry can't even complain originally or creatively.

Aron Nimzowitsch, after losing to Friedrich Sämisch in a chess tournament in Berlin [1920s?], shouted, "Why must I lose to this idiot?"

At least that quip is classic enough to repeat, I guess.

Posted by: Matthew K. Tabor at August 18, 2008 07:04 PM

Hube, why do you refer to Obama as "Messiah".

Why do you post Obama's picture with a cigarette in his mouth?

Posted by: Perry Hood at August 19, 2008 11:35 AM

Perry: Why do you refer to Fox News as Faux News? Why do you refer to anything the GOP does that you don't like as "Rovian?"

If you can't figure out the answers to your questions on your own, you're even dumber than I thought.

Posted by: Hube at August 19, 2008 12:48 PM

I don't refer to Fox News as Faux News; I call them "Fox Noise". Either one applies, based on their "Fair and Balanced" lie.

You ducked my questions! Even you must be ashamed of your own behavior, but carry on for partisan political reasons. Why not just deal with the issues, and ignore the Rovian demonization crap.

Posted by: Perry Hood at August 19, 2008 06:25 PM

Perry: Do you call the other cable networks names? No, you don't. Why is that, Perry? Do you refer to former Clinton staffers with the vileness you do Karl Rove? No, you don't. And I know why: BECAUSE YOU'RE A GODDAMNED HYPOCRITE, THAT'S WHY.

As I said before, when it comes to dealing with your Energizer Bunny mentality, I am ashamed of NOTHING.

Now leave me alone. Go back and infest DE Politics with your repetitive blather.

Posted by: Hube at August 19, 2008 06:32 PM

And Perry, while you're quietly reflecting on media bias, familiarize yourself with the question mark. You've flubbed the interrogative twice in as many comments.

Posted by: Matthew K. Tabor at August 19, 2008 09:37 PM