June 05, 2008

Biggest "progressive" blog: All "class"

Hardly:

It's pretty bad when your hair is whiter than your teeth. Take a closer look ...

I mean, they have teeth whitening products today. Just ask Chuck Norris. There's also photoshop. No one at Camp McCain thinks this is relevant or worth fixing? Take away the highlights from his teeth, and they are literally this color ...

OK, sure -- a politically savvy campaign would have rectified the "offending image." But a politically savvy blogger like Kos -- a sensitive, tolerant and empathetic "progressive" at that -- might be expected to know a little more about the GOP nominee's teeth:

In 1968 he was offered early release, and when he refused, because others had been there longer, his captors went at him again; he suffered cracked ribs, teeth broken off at the gum line, and torture with ropes that lashed his arms behind his back and that were progressively tightened all through the night.” -- Source Vanity Fair, February 2007.

He spent two years in solitary confinement, suffered from dysentery and even tried to commit suicide by hanging himself with his own shirt. In 1968, the Vietnamese broke off many of his teeth at the gum and tortured him for hours on end. They offered him early release, knowing his value as an admirals son, but he refused, saying others had been held captive longer. -- Source Daily Mail, February 1, 2008.

Tell 'ya what Kos -- you're one of the last people to be commenting on someone's appearance. I mean, come ON:

You'd need all the luck in the world and then some to bag a gorgeous specimen like Cindy McCain, you a-hole.

Posted by Hube at June 5, 2008 08:35 PM | TrackBack

Comments

What does any of this have to do with Michelle Obama paying for her kids' dance lessons? Besides, Barack Obama was only seven years old while McCain was suffering for serving under the flag that his "friend" Bill Ayers still likes to stomp on... (kidding)

Kos is a douchebag. I hope he gets run over by a drunk illegal immigrant. I'm sorry, that was intemperate.

I hope a drunk illegal immigrant knocks his teeth off to the gums.

Posted by: BadIdeaGuy at June 5, 2008 09:16 PM

I think I speak for a lot of folks in saying that in the event I meet up with the cretinous Kos, I'll make sure that he doesn't have any teeth left to mock.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at June 5, 2008 09:50 PM

that's hardly torture anymore you know.

that's like the back stroke or wearing panties on your head.

Posted by: delaware hottest blogger at June 6, 2008 05:00 PM