February 16, 2008

The latest "victim" of global warming

And its name is ... the Loch Ness Monster:

LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.

The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast.

After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: "Unfortunately, I'm running out of age."

Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

LOL!! As The Corner's Andrew Stuttaford says, "You couldn't make these things up (well, Al Gore could, and would, but you know what I mean...)"

Posted by Hube at February 16, 2008 10:16 AM | TrackBack

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Others may argue that Nessie was a victim of total existence failure.

Posted by: Joe M at February 17, 2008 04:47 PM