January 11, 2008

Hi, I'm the News Journal and I'm ridiculously P.C.

Police report from the News Journal today:

The suspect, described as 5 feet, 8 to 11 inches with a thin build, wore a black jacket, white shirt, blue jeans and a black knit hat. He appeared to be 17 to 25 years old.

Wow, that's sure some description! Very precise and in-depth! There's just one KEY ingredient missing, though ...

So, of COURSE we had to go to another -- REAL -- news outlet, in this case WGMD radio's website. Here's their description:

The suspect is a white man about 17 to 25, about 5' 10" with a thin build. He was wearing black jacket, white shirt, blue jeans and a black knit hat.

Thank you, WGMD, for providing a REAL service to the people of Delaware. The News Journal is too busy worshiping at the altar of political correctness.

Posted by Hube at January 11, 2008 03:09 PM | TrackBack

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When will they get over their age-ism and stop guessing a suspect's age? What difference does age make anyway!? Oh, the horror!

Posted by: Duffy at January 12, 2008 01:23 PM